Bleh, bleh, bleh. I vant you to go watch this.

Leave your shades at home because these vampires, Albert and Jameson, don’t sparkle. They might suck your blood though…

Join the world’s most infuriating immortals for a night (or three nights if you’re an eager beaver) of absurdist theatre. Watch as the pair struggle with their undead lives after awakening from centuries of hibernation in a new and modern world, only to be thrust into a confusing world of technology and finding it all just about as tolerable as an eternity of each other’s company.

Written by Adam O’Brien, the artistic director of The Dire Theatre, Albert And Jameson promises audiences a night of sensational absurdist horrors.

Albert and Jameson: A Play With Vampires will be performed on Thursday September 22, Friday September 23, and Saturday September 24. All sessions begin at 8:30 pm. It will be in the warehouse space above Wayward Brewing Company.For more information and tickets click here.

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