So in case you’ve been avoiding all media, the streets and human contact for the past week, you might like to know that this October we will all get to bask in the refracted glory of the closest the world has to a living deity, Beyoncé (all hyperbole fully intended).

Catch the Mrs. Carter World Tour (I wonder, will Hov’s next tour be the Mr Knowles Show?) at Allphones Arena on Thursday October 31.

Tickets are on sale at 10am Friday July 19, and unless we’re very much mistaken you’ll probably want to act quickly.

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