Songs Not To Dance To, presented by FORM Dance Projects and opening next month at the Riverside Theatres, will attempt to tackle the age-old question of hedonists everywhere: can all songs be danced to? Choreographer Martin del Amo and dance artist Phil Blackman have teamed up to tackle this conundrum, attempting to dance to songs like Jimmy Barnes’ ‘Working Class Man’, ABBA’s ‘The Way Old Friends Do’, and the cheesiest song this side of the moon, Christina Aguilera’s ‘Beautiful’. Their brave attempts to dance the undanceable (an achievement only Peter Garrett has pulled off before them) will be on show from Thursday March 5 – Saturday March 7.

We’ve got two double passes to give away to the Friday March 6 show. To be in the running to win, head to the comments below and tell us which song you can’t dance to.

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