Speed Date with The Iron Horses

Imagine The Rolling Stones covering The Clash? That’s us. We like late nights on the piss, midgets in fancy dress and playing loud rock’n’roll music.

2. Keeping Busy

We’ve been playing gigs all over New South Wales over the last year. We finished our debut EP earlier this year, which will be released May 6. We will be back in the studio in May to record our first album, which will be funded mainly by sperm donations.

3. Best Gig Ever

Our best gig so far was our first appearance at Frankie’s. It turned into a wild affair with a couple of stage invasions and an impromptu version of ‘Wonderwall’ from some guy in the crowd. Nobody really remembers that night…

4. Current Playlist

We’re currently listening to the likes of Catfish and The Bottlemen, Rosewood Thieves, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Scorpions, Rodriguez, Circa Waves, Gary Moore and The Libertines.

5. Your Ultimate Rider

Pamela Anderson (circa ’96), tea and biscuits, loads of bourbon and some midgets going ‘round offering cocaine.

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