Hoo boy, some folks turned Baby Yoda into a horror movie nightmare

If you weren’t already tormented enough by the sick little green freak, an Australian artist has given Baby Yoda a truly harrowing makeover.

I don’t understand the cultural stake that The Mandalorian juggernaut has. I resent the disgusting, hairy, weird alien baby. Though the people seem to love it, and I’m of the belief that people should be allowed to enjoy whatever they want (unless it’s the Marvel franchise.)

This, however, is a homage to Baby Yoda that I can get behind. HEX3D artist Geoff Wicks has created a gorgeous resin statue that combines Baby Yoda with Hellraiser. The result is a figurine that wouldn’t look out of place amongst the ranks of Slipknot.

The best part is, you can purchase this little sucker for yourself. Hellraiser Baby Yoda measures around 4” tall and is completely hand-painted by the artist. Because of the onerous process, the wait time for the figurine is 16-18 weeks before shipping. By the time 16 weeks comes around you would’ve most likely forgotten that you purchased this nightmarish figure in the first place and its arrival will be a gorgeous little surprise.

The figurine will set you back £45.00 and is available to purchase here.

If this isn’t enough Baby Yoda-adjacent paraphernalia to satiate your obsession, perhaps consider indulging in the hallowed macarons that Yoda gobbled up in Chapter 12 of the series “The Siege.”

Luxury brand Williams Sonoma has created official Mandalorian “Nevarro Nummies Macarons.” An opulent treat “Inspired by a sweet moment when a young Nevarro student debated sharing his treats with the Child, 21st-century artisans in California have created these ethereal French-style almond macarons capturing the essence of this scene with Nevarro Nummies. For authentic galactic flavor, each exquisite treat is artfully hand-piped with a rich, creamy vanilla filling.”

These are no poxy meringues either,  A 12-pack of these blue sweet treats will set you back USD $50, which roughly translates to AUD$68.

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