In completely sinful news, Ben & Jerry’s have unveiled a new dessert that very well embodies in the concept of gluttony, The Dough-licious Pizza.
This is the kind of deranged and delectable dessert that would have us murdered in a David Fincher movie.
The Dough-licious Pizza is the latest instalment in the ice-cream heroes Fast Food Series canon. Following on from their limited edition, chaos-inducing Ice Cream Burger.
The pizza is built on a base of B&J’s cult cookie dough. The baked dough is topped with an ice-cream filling of cookie-dough chunks and creamy swirls. I’ve already got a dairy hangover and we haven’t even arrived at the toppings yet.
You’ll be able to load your pizza with a choice of hot fudge, caramel sauce, chunky cookie dough bites, brownie chunks, crunchy nuts or pretzels. I reckon for a dish this opulent you’d want to opt for the nuts to provide a sense of harmony and balance. That’s just me though.
The ‘zas will be available in both single slices for your own solo consumption, or as a whole pizza, also for your own solo consumption. You can cop your own at any Ben & Jerry’s’ physical Scoop Stores as well as through UberEats.
The pizza will only be available for a limited time so don’t delay. Lean into mania. Order yourself this monstrosity. Nothing means anything anymore. Nutrition is an outdated concept. The world is decaying. Let’s rot with it.
