If you’re with Commonwealth and had trouble using your card at an ATM today, you’re not alone. The banks ATM’s have royally cooked it on a nationwide scale.

Commonwealth ATM Outages
Commonwealth ATM outages

Whilst the CommBank app and NetBank are still working, CBA ATMs and CBA EFTPOS terminals have well and truly carked it. The CommBank app and Netbank are still working. However, if you’re a dipshit like myself who left their bank card in another country and have been living off the cardless cash service for the past week, shit’s fucked.

Commonwealth has released a statement on social media, informers customers that they are aware that their machines are flopping and they’re doing their best to resolve the issue. “The cause of the problem is under urgent investigation and we are working to have full services restored as a matter of priority.”

https://www.facebook.com/commonwealthbank/posts/2578312332182064?__xts__[0]=68.ARAzGc7zeTihy2lKNF7VSLt9PXqzco17io9lLtG_H6V5yUcQWpvhDwL1nXVoSGZufQxIjOdbq0rKWNjS4UzxGb30JPcwUabUXMNeRiuK0YPEhT3RVlassdaUrD1gg0Fs7TOFhmybduX_5eeeyRhQB4aeBbQ-r1FgGeol3vf09sfFgSabLvZEbXKA6mHqbi8DIjWQIpuHlRFy6bvPFRJNPPVkLSX_4FkwIBB0SNnsKfQvZVafVqzfhIJBlqjZhwbr8IUW-XunUsf-5VxNmajVL-4M0DAcRhSU2EkEJXx2bgxzNu0mPBRl4bUl9vbUtVUFLk5j-9_boFGt-ApzeOTe2w&__tn__=-R

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