So, you want to break up with someone? Or maybe you wish to ask someone out? Or send a random word to someone in order to baffle them to the point of confusion. It’s a hard thing to do in Y2KXVIII (that’s what I call 2018, why, what do you call it?) especially with all the delivery systems in place.
Text messaging is too impersonal, a phone call is overkill, and emails are just unreliable. Face-to-face? C’mon now, it’s not the ’90s!
Finally, someone invented a solution to your messaging woes.
Deliver A Lemon will send anyone a lemon with a personalised message on it.
I mean an actual lemon, too, as in the fruit – this isn’t a cool new app. It’s a lemon.
This is quite obviously a superior delivery form to a shitty card, a saggy bunch of flowers, or a brick through the window.
So send a personalised lemon, and make someone sour. We tested it out with some swearing (because we are children) so fingers crossed we won’t be censored.
