Nothing says winter in Australia quite like an Instagram feed filled with your more affluent friends lounging across the ledge of a whitewashed balcony in Santorini whilst you sit at home, miserable, piling layers of socks on your toes because it’s Sydney and who can afford to keep a heater running. Thankfully, the good lords at Deliveroo are here to help us cure some our European summer FOMO.
Deliveroo has partnered with Zeus Street Greek to offer customers the chance to experience a once in a lifetime “Fakecation.” The delivery service has recruited one of Australia’s most renowned photoshop wizards to service you, my dear friend, whose Instagram feed is severely lacking the chutzpah that comes with a Mediterranean holiday.
Next time you order yourself a mouthwatering pita from Zeus, share the photo on Instagram or Twitter using the hashtag #pitatomiss it. Your picture will then be professionally photoshopped onto a picturesque Greek island. Tammy Hembrow will well and truly be left unemployed after the world gets a taste of your life as an influencer.
The offer kicks off next week from Wednesday. So get your gob around a luscious pita and thank us later! Also, don’t let us tell you what to do, but we recommend you go for the Stavros Stavrou pita, the olive tapenade is off its nut.
It’s all the glitz and the glam of a European escapade without cramped 24-hour flight where you’re a victim to a baby who has decided that their one motive in life is to kick the back of your chair relentlessly over the course of transit.
