To celebrate their 60th birthday, Domino’s pizza has pledged to give away 60 years worth of free pizza to one lucky baby.
There’s a catch, for your child to be the chosen recipient of a lifetime worth of free za they must be born on the hallowed day of Domino’s — Wednesday, December 9th. The baby must also be named Dominic or Dominque after the disc lords themselves.
Throughout history, there have been many great heroes, from Marie Curie to Joan of Arc. The unsung hero of the modern age is the Domino’s delivery driver. The way that those great men and women zip through the night on their pushbikes, high vis capes billowing in the wind, deserves a place in history. Maybe that place is the name of your future child.
The chosen child will have $10,080 worth of pizza bestowed on them (the equivalent of a $14 pizza every month for 60 years.) To win, parents must be the first to confirm to Domino’s that their child meets the outline requirements by sending an email to [email protected].
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Capitalism has us doing a number of crazy things, like working a 40 hour work week and condemning our bodies to a state of perpetual near-burnout. Naming your child after a pizza conglomerate ranks lowly on the list of insane things we do to survive in this abysmal and oppressive environment. After all, is there any greater joy in life than enjoying a piping hot disc amongst friends?
“We wouldn’t be celebrating this milestone without the support of our amazing customers and their faith in us to continue delivering delicious meals for great value,” Domino’s Australia and New Zealand CEO Nick Knight shared in a statement.
“What better way for our Domino’s family to mark this occasion and to share the joy of the next 60 years than with a truly unique birthday gift for someone’s own bundle of joy.
“After all, nothing brings people closer like pizza … and the arrival of a new baby.”
