Don’t do it. Do not get your dad another Bunnings Warehouse gift for Father’s Day. I don’t care how absent that man may have been in your formative years. A Bunnings gift voucher is the most gentle way of telling somebody that you find them bloodless and wishy-washy.
I know that shopping for your dad on Father’s Day is terrible and hard. I have a staunchly anti-capitalist dad who also is a total devotee to the Marie Kondo bible. I know what it is to give a gift and to be met with a verbal “thank you” but a look that says “I can’t believe you brought this junk into my house, and forced me to feign a performance of gratitude.”
We’re all in this together. Thankfully, I may have found the gift to end all our woes. Get Mosh is a hair loss treatment specifically tailored to men.
Don’t worry, this isn’t the kind of shit that you saw flogged on an infomercial at some undeterminable hour between 1-5 am when you were a youngster that for some reason has been permanently burned into your psyche.
We’re going out on a limb and batting for Mosh’s “Ultimate Non-Prescription Kit”. The kit offers the creme de la creme of over-the-counter hair loss solutions. Let’s break em’ down below.
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