This is well and truly a glorious occasion. McDonald’s has announced that they will be flogging bottles of their Big Mac Special Sauce once more.

The Big Mac Sauce is perhaps the most multifaceted condiment on the face of this earth. Never has anything been as equally chat as it is gorgeous. On paper, the combination of pickle relish, mustard, soybean oil, egg yolk, onion, garlic and vinegar, sounds fucking rank. In practice, it is the most devilishly satisfying eruption of flavours. I can’t really pin down what it is about it that clobbers all the culinary G-spots but fuck, it just hits different.

If you want to get your filthy mittens on the golden stuff, you better head to your closest Maccas on the ASAP. They’ve only released 144,000 bottles of the stuff, so they’re sure to fly out the window.

A 500ml bottle will set you back $12. Which admittedly sounds a little steep, but that $12 will grant you more satisfaction than a $300 bag of nosé ever will.

Profits from all sauce sales will be donated to Ronald McDonald House Charities. Also, if you’re in the business of buying actual big macs, $2 from your burger will go to the cause. There’s really no excuse to abstain from such earthly pleasures.

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