If you, like me had your international travel plans ruined by sweet Ms Rona, and are desperate to jump on a plane just to feel something, this may ease the pain. Jetstar are currently hosting a completely bonkers Friday Frenzy Sale.
It’s only on for three more hours (sorry if I could have given you more notice, please know I would have, but I was too busy looking at photos of highland cattles on Pinterest). The deals are off their nut cheap and I truly believe the best decisions are made under crippling time sensitivity.
We’re all longing for a trip to the land of the long white cloud, but until Aoteroa opens its borders again, we’ll have to settle for a trip to Tasmania aka New Zealand Lite. Flight from Sydney to Hobart will set you back $55 whilst flights from Sydney to Launceston will cost a mere $49.
If warm weather and torrential rainfall is your cup of tea, you can snag flights to Cairns from Sydney for $79. Or perhaps a trip to The Whitsundays for $69 (nice.)
The world is your oyster. It’s tax return season baby, what better way to spend your dosh than on a $246 per night cabincore Airbnb and LARP out your simple life fantasy. Nothing is certain anymore. We should spend what little time we have on this crushing capitalist hellscape role-playing as the ruling class and setting up elaborate, light-filled Instagram tableaus.
You can find the Jetstar Friday Fare Frenzy sale here.
A moment of solidarity for our homies in Victoria. We see you and we’re thinking of you.
