I have slogged it through the hardest shift of my life because this morning, at the crack of sparrows, Krispy Kreme delivered two dozen of their new OREO doughnuts to my house.

Naively, I thought I would be able to resist the seductive powers of those opulent, crumbly, glazed beasts. It only took sitting down on the couch soy latte in hand to completely come apart at the seams.

What happened next is not something I’m proud of. Much like Edmund Pevensie selling out his siblings for Turkish Delight — I sat in my bed, shamefully snuffling up doughnut after doughnut until I was almost positive that I saw the white light of death.

The sinful creatures come in three flavours, Oreo Original, Oreo Chocolate and Oreo Strawberry. Each Donut has this simply diving cream filling, a drizzle of frosting, and a crunch of Oreo cookies.

I don’t regret what I did — granted I think it may have spiked my insulin levels a bit and I couldn’t concentrate on a damned thing all day— at the time it was momentary bliss.

If you too, want to feel liberation in its purest form, you’ll be able to try Oreo Krispy Kreme collaboration for yourself by ordering through 7-Eleven or any Krispy Kreme store, online, Click and Collect or through Menulog or UberEATS.

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