Lush is releasing a Mercury Retrograde bath bomb

If you wanted to tangibly feel like your shit is being colossally fucked with, Lush has your back. The soap connoisseurs have revealed plans to drop a Mercury Retrograde bath bomb next month as part of their Halloween collection.

There really is nothing spookier than your entire life going tits up because of vague cosmic happenings. You’ll be thrilled to know that this bath bomb isn’t an ode to the destructive retrograde, rather a cure for the emotional upheaval it causes. The bath bomb has been specifically designed to offer an aromatherapeutic treatment to relax your body and clear your mind. It’s like when you’re going through a tumultuous time and instead of dealing with all the facets of your life that are royally cocking up in a pragmatic way you choose to pop on a $9 facemask, overshare on Twitter and text your friends asking for their opinion on you cutting your hair into a trendy mullet. It’s showbiz baby.

The bath bomb is a heavenly combination of lemon, ginger, cinnamon and gardenia. You’ll be zen as fuck in no time.

As well as the Mercury Retrograde bath bomb, Lush will be dropping a tonne of shit-hot pumpkin-spiced themed products to celebrate the season.

Lush’s Halloween collection is set to drop online on September 13th. For more information, head to their website.

Halloween truly is the most spectacular time of the year. All I want in this lifetime is to live in an eternally blissful spooky haze, surrounded by a faint air of cinnamon and baked pumpkin.

If you’re in the mood to pre-emptively start celebrating the spooky season, why not check out our list of the 50 best horror films of the 21st century? Fair warning, you’ll probably need to cop a Lush bath bomb to calm yourself down after this traumatic viewing session.

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