If your passion is wreaking complete and total havoc on your digestive system, this one is for you. Maccas has just unveiled their new Quarter Pounder Chilli burger.
The burger is a caliente take on the beloved original Quarter Pounder; with a lightly toasted sesame bun, cheese, pickles, onions and their impossibly thicc patty but now with the addition of a secret spicy sauce.
The burger is available exclusively through uberEATS. So order yourself a spicy mutha now and spend the rest of your evening on the shitter.
McDonald’s will also be flogging free sundaes this week with every purchase of a six-pack of Chicken McNuggets. You’ll have til’ Sunday to cop a sundae exclusively through the mymaccas app.
In absolutely bueno news, Maccas recently revealed that they will be bringing back the best item to ever grace their menu, the apple pie McFlurry.
There’s no point downplaying it, the McDonald’s apple pie is quite simply a delicacy. Will Goldfarb couldn’t dream of assembling such a complex, multi-dimensional dessert. They reckon that God rested on the seventh day, but us real ones know he spent it devising a plan to combine a steamy hot Maccas apple pie with the soft, supple peaks of soft serve.
