After being forced to temporarily close their 70-ish venues a few weeks ago, hospitality heroes Merivale have introduced a delivery service. From here on out you’ll be able to indulge in meal boxes prepared by the creme-de-la-creme of chefs including Dan Hong, Danielle Alvarez, Jordan Toft, Mike Eggert, Ben Greeno and Vincenzo Biondini.

There are currently five set menus to choose from, ranging from $70 to $95. They all are delivered almost entirely ready to eat, with only the tiniest finishing touches needed. Perfect for people hosting illicit apartment dates that want to blow their romantic rendezvous away with a big fat fib about whipping up a nice bit of prime rib and butter lettuce.

The pickings are as followed:

Berts Bar & Brasserie At Home – $105 – serves 2

  • Duck liver parfait with madeira jelly, toasted sourdough
  • Rib of Beef with garlic and bay jus and mustard butter
  • Olive oil and oregano crushed potatoes
  • Salad leaves with soft herbs and lemon dressing
  • Chocolate mousse

Fred’s At Home – $80 – serves 2

  • Baked Eggplant and red pepper phyllo hand pies
  • Whole roasted cauliflower with burnt butter, turmeric and curry leaf
  • Jewelled rice with currants, saffron and pistachio
  • Mint and lemon yogurt sauce
  • Chopped tomato, cos, radish, and sunflower seed salad with lemon and za’atar vinaigrette
  • Chocolate mousse

Mr. Wong’s at Home

  • King Prawn Wontons in Supreme Broth
  • Special Fried Rice
  • Kung Pao Chicken
  • Steamed Barramundi Fillets with white soy, ginger and shallots
  • Braised Snow peas and Broccoli with garlic and rice wine
  • Chocolate mousse

TOTTI’S At Home – Serves 2 -$90

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  • Warm Grilled Eggplant with chili oil and pangrattato
  • Cherry tomatoes with fresh herbs and olive oil
  • Burrata with kombu and olive oil
  • Sliced San Daniele Prosciutto
  • Totti’s Bread
  • Lamb Ragu Pappardelle
  • Tagliolini with spinach and basil pesto
  • Rocket and parmesan salad
  • Chocolate mousse

Vinnies Pizza At Home – Serves 2 – $70

  • Antipasti plate of burrata, olives, prosciutto and mortadella
  • Foccacia al romarino
  • Rocket, pear and parmesan salad with Balsamic vinaigrette
  • 2 x Vinnie’s Pizza’s of your choice
  • Chocolate Mousse

For all my Aries bitches this is you deserve to celebrate isolation with this level of luxuriousness. If this were introduced days ago you know I would’ve rung in 23 gorging on Totti’s mouthwatering burrata instead of shovelling cold El Jannah chips into my mouth like a sad gull. Head to their website for more information.

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