We didn’t think our next heroic entertainment watchdog would come in the form of a Pauline Hanson Updates account, but here we are. NOVA radio host Smallzy has come under fire after a slew of problematic tweets were unearthed earlier today by Twitter user @paulinehansonupdates.

Pauline Hanson Updates shared a series of screenshots, documenting a bunch of racist and homophobic tweets made by the Smallzy’s Surgery host. The account also accused Mr. Kent Andrew Small for stealing Pauline’s original content, “NOT SMALLZY USING MY CONTENT ….THE THIEF. LETS GET HIM GIRLS AND GAYS.”

We’re not sure what his PR crisis team were doing because Smallzy was bold enough to respond to the updates account, accusing them of forging the screenshots. “You’re an absolute disgrace,” he tweeted. “They have to be the worst photoshop edits EVER… Fake News.” I’ve witnessed Bill Clinton tell more convincing fibs. Smallzy darl, It’s 2019, we can recognise a tampered with screenshot.

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Naturally, with great cancellation, comes great celebration. Twitter users everywhere are banding together to celebrate #SmallzyIsOverParty.

https://twitter.com/itsandrewaviet/status/1131495054470594560

https://twitter.com/inxxitari/status/1131067795016339458

https://twitter.com/vivimegzie/status/1131492447496822784

In all seriousness, these tweets are abhorrent and it would be a poor reflection on NOVA if they choose not to address this. Will a Pauline Hanson updates account really save us from the evil clutches of this little fuckwit’s radio presence? Only time will tell.

In related news, earlier today it was determined that the One Nation billboard fire, that was reportedly started by the “left”, was actually sparked by a discarded ciggie butt left by a One Nation Senate candidate. Read more about it now.

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