As coronavirus restrictions lift across the company, the time for sinking piss and eating pizza in the park with the homies is nigh. Domino’s has introduced the crème de la crème of park hang degustations. A pizza so large you have to pick it up.
The Big One is a pretty huge deal, Domino’s will only make two of these enormous pies daily, the early bird gets the worm, my friends. Plan ahead.
There are four classic flavours to order from and you can split the pizza into quarters and have a tasting menu of each— everyone’s a winner baby. You and your friends (or you on your lonesome) can gorge on Pepperoni, BBQ Meatlovers, Supreme, Hawaiian. The mammoth creation will set you back $49. It doesn’t specify how many people this beast has the power to feed, but we reckon it’ll satiate the hunger pangs of eight sober people or three ripped units.
After missing out on that beautiful transitioning comfortably warm period between autumn god owes us all a redo. We deserve to rug up, suck the marrow out of those final dregs of sunlight, head to our park of choice, and hang the fuck out. It’s on occasion that beckons a pairing of Little Fat Lamb 1.25.
Truly the only thing I want in this life is for some masochist to recreate none pizza, left beef on this scale.
