This is the silver lining we need during this stressful time. The internet have been mistaking a 30-year-old popcorn maker from America with the potential future-prime minister (boo-urns!) Peter Dutton.
I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets and DMs. https://t.co/vzTF8JeMlZ
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) August 23, 2018
Peter Dutton is the mastermind behind Soul Foods popcorn, not an evil politician/sentient potato with a history of racism. Although, we think he’s probably more fit to run our country.
Pretty sure my last tweet has made me the leading candidate for PM of Australia.
USA! It’s been real, mate. ✌🏾
— Peter Dutton, Sr. (@PeterDutton5) August 23, 2018
In fact, the internet are basically begging for him to run in parliament.
@PeterDutton5, would get my vote because he makes great popcorn. What more could you want.
— Elegantly Dishevelled (@shaw_davidm) August 23, 2018
soooo, can we vote for the American @PeterDutton5 instead of the Australian muppet with the same name and zero personality for Prime Minister or what? #auspol
— Laurene Trim (@laurenetrim) August 23, 2018
https://twitter.com/stevo210209/status/1032475234027286528
Do you aspire to political office? We have a few vacancies here for anyone sensible. Nice house. Harbour view. Bring your lovely family.
— Rob Harris (@serpenteye) August 23, 2018
It’s a beautiful, wholesome affair and Mr. Dutton (the popcorn man) has our full confidence and political backing. A country built on a foundation of puffed corn is the only country I’m interested in living in.
Whilst you’re here we may as well plug the guys business. He runs a popcorn company called “Soul Popped Gourmet Popcorn”. A confectionary company bringing new flavours to popcorn, and they look freaking delicious. There’s a bunch of unusual flavours like Macaroni & Cheese, Chicken N Waffles, Banana Pudding and “Big Momma’s Fried Chicken”.
We hope that his new political gainings grant him the freedom to expand his business to Aussie shores, because quite frankly — I can get down with Mac’N’Cheese popcorn.
