Scot Twitter has us razzed with this nickname for beans on toast

Whilst many people embark on spiritual journey’s to Jerusalem I find that that the realm of Scottish Twitter is where true enlightenment awaits. There is no subculture on this planet that thinks about things through such a unique lens as Scots on Twitter.

Scottish Twitter recently sent the internet into a tizzy after one man with a passion for the humble combination of beans on toast shared a screenshot conversation with a girl who had given the dish a most glorious nickname. The nickname that has caused such an uproar? 1,000 men on a raft.

Av no just seen sumcunt call beans on toast 1000 men on a raft pic.twitter.com/JVjNi52tQy

— Janderson (@jackandersonxx7) October 11, 2019

Naturally, such a brave nickname for the staple roused an impassioned response from the internet. “That’s disgusting I am FUMING,” @joesmithh99 proclaimed.

“Wow we really do live in a society,” mused @archieropes.

Whilst others have informed us that the common nickname is “skinheads on the raft.” Which, in the current political environment, is not something that I would confidently order at a greasy spoon, but there you have it.

Skin heads on a raft where I’m from

— Joe stewart (@Lufcstewj) October 12, 2019

Skinheads at the Waffle House pic.twitter.com/9H8V1u4o8v

— Cal (@CalEll9) October 12, 2019

Get unlimited access to the coverage that shapes our culture.

Subscribe to Rolling Stone magazine

Subscribe to Rolling Stone magazine