We’ll be honest, Donald Trump could win every week’s Trainwreck Trophy, with a bunch of actions that range from the stupid to the downright dangerous.

He wins this week for the flaming wreckage that was his Associated Press interview. New bits for the highlight (or lowlight) reel include talking around in circles, lying about watching CNN and, when the going got tough question-wise, offering the interviewer a Coke.

You keep that trainwreck-a-rollin’ Trumpy, we got nothin’ but time.