I ain’t gonna give you another spiel about how we’re in lockdown and binge-watching, you’re not here to be infantilised, you know what the skinny is. Stan has just unveiled the lineup of titles hitting their streaming service next month and boy are there some real doozys.
The second best movie of all time, Paddington, which is only trumped by its successor, Paddington 2, will be hitting the service on September 4th. I really can’t stress enough what an unrelenting source of joy this movie is. There is no irony here. It is a genuinely heartwarming film, brimming with stellar performances. I love that silly little bear so much.
There’s a bunch of other feel-good, comforting classics like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Clueless and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Francis Ford Coppola’s masterpiece Apocalypse Now will be rocking up. I know I said I’d avoid making lazy lockdown references but really, has there ever been a more apt opportunity to slog your way through a near three-hour movie?
Most importantly, the Twilight saga will be making its way to Stan in all its unconditional, irrevocable glory. I think I speak on behalf of all those born between 1994-1999 when I say that this year we’ve truly regressed to our Twihard ways. Team Edward forever.
Stan September Lineup
Tuesday, September 1st
Breathe
Daddy’s Home
Tropic Thunder
The Terminal
Mapplethorpe
Geordie Shore: Season 20
Wednesday, September 2nd
Hey Duggee: Season 3, Set 1
Down Under
Material Girls
Thursday, September 3rd
American Pastoral
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Day And Night
German Angst
Friday, September 4th
A.P. Bio: Season 3
Cheers: Seasons 1 – 11
Canada’s Drag Race: Season 1, Episode 10
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 1, Part 2
Paddington
The House of Magic
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Saturday, September 5th
Natural World: Hippos Africa’s River Giants
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 25
Broken City
Sunday, September 6th
Love Fraud: Season 1, Episode 2
P-Valley: Season 1, Episode 8
Power Book II: Ghost
Below
The Extraordinary
Proxima
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 26
Monday, September 7th
The Circus: Season 5, Episode 12
Be Kind Rewind
Selma
Porn To Be Free
Tuesday, September 8th
The Daughter
Apocalypse Now
Wednesday, September 9th
Red Dawn
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
Rosalie Blum
Thursday, September 10th
China’s Artful Dissident
Goon
Cutthroat Island
Furry Vengeance
Friday, September 11th
The Voices
New Amsterdam: Season 2
The Blinky Bill Movie
Planet 51
Saturday, September 12th
The Biggest Little Farm
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 27
Sunday, September 13th
Love Fraud: Season 1, Episode 3
Power Book II: Ghost
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 28
Wyrmwood
Monday, September 14th
The Circus: Season 5, Episode 13
Desus
& Mero: Season 2, Episode 46
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 10
Everybody Loves Raymond: Seasons 1-9
The Lunchroom
Dogs Don’t Wear Pants
Tuesday, September 15th
Clueless
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Wednesday, September 16th
Mirror Mirror
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The Aviator’s Wife
The Queen of Spain
Thursday, September 17th
Catfish: Season 7
Twilight
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
The Host
Rambo: First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Rambo III
Everybody Wants Some!!
Friday, September 18th
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 47
Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
Hummingbird
Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return
Astro Boy
Dino Time
High Tension
God Exists, Her Name Is Petrunya
Saturday, September 19th
PEN15: Season 2, Part 1
The Impossible
See Spot Run
Monster
Beach: Season 1, Episode 29
Sunday, September 20th
Love Fraud: Season 1, Episode 4
Power Book II: Ghost
Summer of Rockets: Season 1
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 30
Monday, September 21st
The Circus: Season 5, Episode 14
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 48
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 11
Brothers
The Sweeney
Woyzeck
Where the Green Ants Dream
Tuesday, September 22nd
Nerve (2016)
Wednesday, September 24rd
Charmed (2018): Seasons 1-2
Red Planet
An Unexpected Love
The Dancer
Thursday, September 24th
Fist Fight (2017)
Man on a Ledge
Aurora
Just To Be Sure
Friday, September 25th
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 49
Deutschland 89: Season 1
Old People’s Home for 4 Year Olds: Season 1
Something Borrowed
Maggie
Petra
Saturday, September 26th
Mechanic Resurrection
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 31
Sunday, September 27th
The Comey Rule: Parts 1 & 2
Power Book II: Ghost
Sleepless
Berry Bees: Season 1 (Part 2)
Monster Beach: Season 1, Episode 32
Monday, September 28th
The Circus: Season 5, Episode 15
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 50
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 12
St Trinians 2
Legend of Fritton’s Gold
L.A. Story
Tuesday, September 29th
The Fighter
I Am Wrath
Elsa & Fred
70 Big Ones
Wednesday, September 30th
Grey’s Anatomy: Season 14
Lock Up
Intimate Parts
Hemel
