Stan has dropped its November lineup and unsurprisingly, there’s a treasure trove of 30 Christmas movies for you to mash your brain with.

The Christmas canon includes a few delightful cuts like How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Love Actually and the breathtaking Carol. There are also a coupla flunks that’ll bring you as much joy as a toy in a bonbon like the wretched Santa Clause series, and a number of Mills & Boon-esque seasonal romance flicks.

There are also a few, choice, non-festive films on offer like Last Tango In Paris, and The Blair Witch Project.

What appeals to me the most, however, is the collection of cursed childhood animated films that are all set to rock up on the same day like Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax, the fast snail movie Turbo, Chicken Run — the first movie I ever walked out of because I was too scared — and my personal favourite, Antz. Check out everything coming to Stan in November below.

Stan November lineup:

Sunday 1st
The Good Lord Bird: Season 1, Episode 5
The Comedy Store: Season 1, Episode 5
The Spanish Princess: Season 1 Part 2: Episode 4
Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult: Episode 3
Carol
Meat: A Threat To Our Planet?
PAW Patrol: Ready Race Rescue
Welcome to Christmas
Baking Christmas

Monday 2nd
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 17
The Circus: Season 5, Episode 20
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 60
The Hollars
White Christmas
A Blue Ridge Mountain Christmas
Carole’s Christmas
Active Shooter: Season 1

Tuesday 3rd
Rolling Stone: Stories from the Edge: Season 1
Some Kind of Beautiful
Santa Claus: The Movie
A Shoe Addict’s Christmas
One Fine Christmas
Captain America (1992)

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Wednesday 4th
A History of Violence
In the Shadow of the Hill
Get Santa
Marry Me At Christmas

Thursday 5th
Vanity Fair: Season 1
Non-Stop
A Rose for Christmas
A Perfect Christmas

Friday 6th
Gangs of London: Season 1
A Storybook Christmas
Powerbirds: Season 1
In the Dark: Season 1
Conan The Barbarian (2011)
Clifford
Thunderbird 6
Thunderbirds Are Go

Saturday 7th
A Christmas To Cherish
Christmas in the Highlands
Spark: A Space Tail

Sunday 8th
The Good Lord Bird: Season 1, Episode 6
The Spanish Princess: Season 1 Part 2: Episode 5
Christmas On Holly Lane
Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult: Episode 4
Moonbase 8: Season 1
Killing Them Softly

Monday 9th
Our Cartoon President: Season 3, Episode 18
The Circus: Season 5, Episode 21
Forever Christmas
Merry & Bright
Premiere
Before I Fall
The Fugitive Kind
Last Tango In Paris
Sayonara

Tuesday 10th
Miss Me This Christmas
Starring Christmas
The Mighty Ones: Season 1
Extant: Seasons 1-2
Separation City
The Taste of Pho
Long Day’s Journey into Night

Wednesday 11th
The Christmas Chalet
Twinkle All The Way
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Wedding
American Reunion (’12)
Three Kings

Thursday 12th
You Can’t Fight Christmas
Dark Heart: Season 1
The Free State of Jones
Florianopolis Dream

Friday 13th
The Moodys Christmas (U.S.): Season 1
Practical Magic
Swamp Thing
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Cabin Fever
And So It Goes
The Ardennes

Saturday 14th
Firewall

Sunday 15th
The Good Lord Bird: Season 1, Episode 7
The Spanish Princess: Season 1 Part 2: Episode 6
Gordon, Gino and Fred’s Road Trip: Season 1
Gordon, Gino and Fred’s Great Christmas Roast

Monday 16th
Desus & Mero: Season 2, Episode 61
The Reagans: Episode 1
The Space Between Us

Tuesday 17th
Trauma: Season 1
Chef
The Two Faces of January
Pauline at The Beach
A Faithful Man

Wednesday 18th
Fat Pizza
Hero
And The Terror
Missing in Action
Missing In Action 2: The Beginning
Braddock: Missing In Action III
Code Of Silence
Lone Wolf McQuade
Invasion U.S.A.
The Cakemaker
I Promise You Anarchy

Thursday 19th
Seal Team: Seasons 1-3
Basic Instinct
Iron Sky
Loveling
Sparrows

Friday 20th
Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax
Turbo
Mr. Peabody & Sherman
Chicken Run
Antz
The Prince Of Egypt
The Road To El Dorado
Spirit: Stallion Of Cimarron
Deepwater Horizon
Air America
The Dust
Factory
The Adventures of the American Rabbit

Saturday 21st
Nights in Rodanthe

Sunday 22nd
The Spanish Princess: Season 1 Part 2: Episode 7
Ted
Ted 2
The Hulk (2003)
A Little Bit of Heaven
Christmas Love Letter
Christmas Romance Al Dente

Monday 23rd
The Reagans: Episode 2
The Mechanic
Tremors
The Past Imperfect

Tuesday 24th
In the Valley of Elah
Bluebeard
Framing Mom

Wednesday 25th
Beach Party
Muscle Beach Party
Bikini Beach
Beach Blanket Bingo
Fireball 500
The Desert

Thursday 26th
Saved By The Bell (2020): Season 1
The 4400: Seasons 1-4
Before I Go To Sleep
Mommy

Friday 27th
Norman Picklestripes: Season 1
Rectify: Seasons 1-4
The Nice Guys
Made in Italy

Saturday 28th
The Mortal
Instruments: City of Bones
Courage Mountain

Sunday 29th
The Spanish Princess: Season 1 Part 2: Episode 8
Johnny English
Johnny English Reborn
Serena

Monday 30th
The Reagans: Episode 3
Take the Lead
Sabotage
Pelican Blood

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