In a news story that I never thought I’d write, Travis Barker has a Goop scented candle that smells like Kourtney Kardashian’s orgasm.
The relationship between the eldest Kardashian sister and the Blink-182 legend was never going to be dull but it’s still went bizarre pretty quickly.
As per Page Six, Barker unveiled the ridiculous candle from Gwyneth Paltrow’s equally ridiculous Goop company on Instagram this week. Called “This Smells Like Kourtney’s Orgasm”, it’s a custom version of Goop’s “This Smells Like My Orgasm” candle range.
Wondering what it smells like? According to the company’s website, the “Orgasm” scent is described as a “sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive” mix of grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes. Although it’s not known what Kourtney’s smells like, if it’s anything close to that scent above, Barker’s a lucky man.
To be honest, this development really shouldn’t be surprising because the couple have been extra from the very start. They’ve shared several hot and heavy pictures on social media over the last few months.
In April, Kardashian posted a picture of her backside with the hinting caption, “Watchin’ movies, but we ain’t seen a thing tonight,” taking lyrics from Ariana Grande’s sex anthem ’34+35′.
That month also saw Barker reveal that he had gotten a tattoo of her name emblazoned on his chest. Damn, I really hope this relationship goes the distance.
The question now is who gave the strange gift to who: did Kourtney want to be really possessive over Barker? Did Barker request to, um, encapsulate her essence? Does Paltrow just really go hard for their new relationship and wanted to celebrate it? So many disgusting possibilities.
And maybe this will become a new relationship anniversary gift – first year, paper, 25th year, silver, 50th year, gold, and two months, a scented candle of your loved one’s orgasm.
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Check out Travis Barker discussing his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian with Entertainment Tonight:
