Hoards of people are registering for Donald Trump’s first post COVID-19 lockout presidential rally with absolutely no intent to show up, hoping that his upcoming Oklahoman rally will be full of empty seats.

Just like the time when 50 Cent purchased 200 tickets to troll Ja Rule, several people are registering for seats for the upcoming presidential rally of Donald Trump in Tulsa, Oklahoma just so he can be met with several empty seats.

Because clearly rallying for more votes right now exceeds the importance of tackling either the mass amounts of cases of COVID-19 that’s sweeping through the U.S. or working on protecting the lives of persons of colour, Donald Trump has decided that he ought to host a presidential rally amidst all the chaos.

Oh, that’s not all, either. He’s hosting his rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma – home of the Tulsa Race Massacre, an event dating back 99 years that was quietly swept under the rug in history even though it wiped out a mass portion of black lives in Tulsa, ruining their safe haven city of Greenwood.

You know what? That’s still not all. He’s planning on hosting this event on Friday, June 19th, or a day that is better known in history as ‘Juneteenth’ – “a holiday in the United States that commemorates the announcement of the abolition of slavery in the U.S. state of Texas in 1865.”

So, how are the lovely people of my hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma handling this news? With sly retaliation, of course.

Taking to Facebook, one Tulsan who is definitely not a Trump supporter posted a photo of her registration for seats at the presidential rally for Donald Trump commenting: “Welp. This is officially the grossest I have ever felt. I need a shower now.”

Soon after, many friends commented on her post saying that they, too, intended to register for seats and conveniently not show up, as one stated “I just ordered two tickets. Not that I plan on going, but that is two less racist going.”

So, are you keen to stump Trump when he walks out to welcome his hoard of adoring racists in Tulsa on Friday, June 19th and he’s met with a stadium full of empty seats? Well, you can register for spots via the Make America Great Again! Rally website.

It calls for a zip code, state, and phone number, you say? Well, those are easily Googled, my dear.

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