Arnotts have unveiled plans to launch a perfume line, inspired by the eternally refined delicacy of a biscuit, Shapes.
The biscuit kings took to Instagram to share three sketches of the proposed eau de parfum in three beloved scents, Cheese and Bacon, Chicken Crimpy and Pizza.
“Carefully bottled to capture the essence each crunch brings to you,” Arnotts wrote. “We guarantee there is no substitute for the love you’ll both share with.”
We can already envision these glorious essences embellishing the shelves of Chemist Warehouse nationwide. If my cucked ass can spend upwards of $300 on a Tom Ford cologne that essentially leaves me smelling like a pokies smoking room, Arnotts can let their beloved biscuit manifest as a perfume.
Over the past few months, Arnott’s have been fucking up the game with reimagined, dessert-inspired takes on their classic biscuits. They’ve offered new iterations on their tried and true classics, including a black forest Monte Carlo, tiramisu Shortbread Cream, salted caramel tart Scotch Finger, chocolate mud cake Shortbread Cream, and the impeccable lamington Iced Vovo.
They’ve also been spilling the beans on their hallowed biscuit recipes, doing recipe reveals for Monte Carlos, Scotch Fingers and Iced Vovos. As well as a series of creative recipes that utilise their biscuits, like a tangy and tantalising Lemon Crisp cheesecake, a decadent Tim Tam brownie, and a Milk Coffee Tiramisu.
