Geordie Gray

Where I come from the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air.

Domino’s have introduced a gargantuan new pizza that’s too big for delivery

Domino's has introduced the crème de la crème of park hang degustations. A mammoth pizza so large you have to pick it up.

A woman sent a truck load of onions to her ex following break up

One woman in China sent 1,000 kilograms of onions to her ex-boyfriend in Zibo, after he reportedly cheated and broke up with her.

Film & TV

Film & TV

Stan just dropped its thicc as hell June lineup

The good lords over at Stan have dropped their June lineup and I've readily accepted the knowledge that I will be developing bedsores.

St Ignatius’ College Riverview shut after student tests positive for coronavirus

St Ignatius' College Riverview has been closed after a student tested positive for coronavirus, the school closed midday today.

Masterchef contestant charged with two counts of sexual assault

MasterChef Australia All Stars contestant Ben Ungermann was formally charged by Victoria Police with two counts of sexual assault.

Unsurprisingly, people are masturbating whilst “working from home”

The coronavirus pandemic has ushered a new era of working from home for millions of employees. It has also, ushered in an era of on-the-clock self-pleasure.

Masked hero delivers free weed and toilet paper amid coronavirus

Manchester-based producer and activist OUTLAW has been handing out free weed and toilet paper to vulnerable members of the community during coronavirus.

Twilight actor Gregory Tyree Boyce and his girlfriend found dead

Actor Gregory Tyree Boyce and his 27-year-old girlfriend Natalie Adepoju were found dead in their Las Vegas home last week.

George Street cinema is set to close and I feel weirdly sentimental

The George Street Cinema complex is set to be demolished to make way for a 270-metre skyscraper, which just feels so chaotically depressing.

Travel industry executive resigns after saying Tracy Grimshaw needed ‘a firm upper cut’

Jayson Westbury, a chief executive suggested he’d like A Current Affair host Tracy Grimshaw “to be given a firm uppercut or a slap on the face”.

International travel will likely not resume until 2023

It looks as though widespread international travel will not return until 2023 as the International Air Transport Association report.

Menstrubation : jack off on your period in the name of science

A worldwide study is looking for 100 Australians to jack off on their period in the name of the scientific study coined Menstrubation.

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