And now for something, completely different.
Turns out the much loved playground game of tag has been taken to ridiculous levels by the new professional sport of Chase Tag.
Behold a heroic combination of obstacles, parkour and inappropriate inspiration for your kids to attempt outlandish things at school that might earn their first broken arm.
Competitors must simply evade their pursuit for a set number of seconds (I’m still figuring out the rules).
There’s some seriously impressive moves on display and high courtesy between participants as they shake hands and high five after each round.
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