This one goes out to all of you with private health insurance. Those that can indulge in a sugary snack, safe in the knowledge that they’ll be able to visit the dentist whenever their heart desires. Slurpee and Chupa Chups are here to take y’all on a sweet, icy cold trip down memory lane. So strap in and get ready to slurp up the final dregs of Summer.
7-Eleven and Chupa Chups have teamed up to create two delicious, nostalgia-inducing Slurpee flavours. You’ll be able to bring on tooth decay with the help of a Strawberry and Cream or Watermelon Slurpee.
That’s right, the genius’ at 7-Eleven had the equally brilliant and dangerous idea of mixing the nations favourite frozen bevvie with the world’s favourite lollypop. Like the whole thing reeks of an impending headache, but pleasure is pain ladies and gentleman. We only live once, why not try and obtain immortal life by embalming your vital organs with high fructose corn syrup.
We didn’t even mention the best part. 7 Eleven are giving these bad boys away for FREE. Yeah, you heard me. Zero dollars, no cash, zilch. Here’s all the information you need to make sure you’re pressing the thumb to the roof of your mouth to cure a brain freeze in no time.
When: Saturday, 23 February 12.00pm – 4.00pm
Where:
Sydney: 7-Eleven, 815 George Street
Melbourne: 7-Eleven, 600 Collins Street
Brisbane: 7-Eleven, 231 George St
Perth: 7-Eleven, 611 Hay St
Whilst you’re here, why don’t you read our very passionate defence of the indefensible, 7-11 Sandwiches? Read an excerpt below.
“7/11 sandwiches might not be pretty; they might not always aim for Vivaldi-like symphonies of satiation, and I might have once found a little white worm in one, but that won’t stop me from eating and loving them. To that end, here is a rundown of the finest 7/11 sandwiches available to you; a paean dedicated to the eternal Shannon Nolls of the gas station cuisine scene.”
