Cyberpunk 2077 is a gorgeous game, but the thing that’s caught everyone’s eye is a small but unmissable dick glitch.
Having spent a couple of hours with Cyberpunk 2077 so far, it is indeed the gorgeous open-world RPG critics were raving on about prior to its release. I’m also happy to report that the developers, CD Projekt RED have also added in an epilepsy disclaimer before the game kicks into gear.
But like most people who have played the game, a few bugs have unfortunately also popped up, which isn’t too surprising given how massive the game is. Some bugs reported by players (and from my own experience with the game): include:
- Dialogue options not triggering and locking out quests as a result
- Occasional crashes
- Enemies or bodies clipping through walls
- Incorrect dialogue and/or audio being played
- Missing NPCs and/or objects
However, there’s one particular glitch that, uh, sticks out the most.
So we all know that Cyberpunk 2077 has quite the extensive character customisation options, especially for the genitals. Customising your character’s junk is great and all, expect for when said junk just refuses to stay in their pants.
That’s right, Cyberpunk 2077 players are reporting a “dick glitch” (via Polygon) in which their character’s customised penis is just hanging out of their trousers like someone who forgot to zip up their fly.
Just a warning, the following tweets are a little NSFW.
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#cyberpunk2077 @CyberpunkGame noticed a glitch where female penis does not stay in pants in inventory screen. Or is it a feature? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/1dmlyL6JcI
— 🔞Kimmiiiiiii🔞 (@KimmiFoxy) December 10, 2020
Best first glitch for Cyberpunk 2077 so far pic.twitter.com/VCenQzWv1a
— Bipper (@PipperBipper) December 10, 2020
Best #Cyberpunk glitch so far, absolutely flawless 10/10 pic.twitter.com/xzgAH1uHYw
— FISK (@FiskyBizniz) December 9, 2020
This glitch isn’t just affecting penises either as some players have reported the same thing happening to their character’s breasts.
Literally could not have asked for a better first bug (nsfw) from r/gaming
Now I’m no expert in fashion, let alone cyberpunk fashion in 2077, but I’m pretty sure penises and breasts hanging out freely isn’t exactly the way to go.
Having said all that, an unintentionally hilarious glitch such as this one was always bound to pop up in a game as large in scale as Cyberpunk 2077.
CD Projekt RED have yet to issue a statement in response to this amusing dick and breast glitch but one has to imagine that they can’t leave this hanging for too long.
