Toy Story
Kid who explodes toys is screwed for life because he knows toys are alive and no-one will ever believe him.
The LEGO Movie
Let your kids be what they wanna be and build what they wanna build. Don’t be a control freak dad it’s lame.
Cars
Red cars are always the fastest and are cars having sex to make new cars or what’s happening with that?
Frozen
Enter only at your own risk. You will hear these songs for a minimum 187 times in six months.
The Lion King
Infant son of authoritarian dictator witnesses his assassination before dancing and singing Hakuna Matata the very next day.
Moana
Disney made a good movie with a female lead about Pacific Islander culture. It’s genuinely shocking.
Minions
An infinite number of yellow guys create chaos with super villain Steve Carrell and his three adopted daughters.
Wall-E
Robot Jesus who loves plants goes into space to save obese humans from eternity in a mall on their iPads.
Monsters, Inc.
Billy Crystal helps John Goodman scare children for a living until a tiny little kid changes the world.
Inside Out
Childhood and imaginary friends must die to create space for the next stage of life. Probably the best movie here.
