Hear ye, hear ye, come get ya free beer ye. It’s almost slabs in the park season, and we’re giving away cases of Young Henrys Newtowner to usher in an era of silliness.

If there is one joy that is consistent in this here life where nothing is consistent, it’s that sinking piss in the park with your friends will always bring you joy. If there are studies that literally prove that sitting on a park bench has the power to improve your mood, we can’t imagine what sitting in a park with your friends drinking an ice-cold beer does for one’s mental health.

We’ve collectively gone through the wringer this year, and we deserve nothing more than to dedicate the next few months to the pursuit of pleasure. Ladies, the wimples are coming out, the SPF is being applied, it’s sprawling on picnic rug season. We’ve been perfecting our little cottagecore spreads in the comfort of our homes for months. Now it’s time to take those feasts and recontextualise them in a 24-degree afternoon at Camperdown Park.

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The ol’ park hang has become synonymous with one brew — the Young Henrys Newtowner. It’s the ultimate crowd pleaser, beer enthusiasts and beer casual enjoyers alike can all appreciate this fine concoction. That’s why we’ve decided to give away a coupla slabs of the good stuff to you, our lovely readers.

In order to score a case of Young Henrys Newtowner, you just need to tell us why you want it, in 25 words or less why you want it.

Competition runs from September 21 2020 12pm AEST to November 30 2020 12pm AEST. Only Australian residents are eligible. You must be over the age of 18 and must verify your age in your Brag Observer profile to be eligible. Full T’s & C’s here