If your plan was to be making love by Wednesday, but it hasn’t quite gone that way, fear not, because we found you a step-by-step guide to trimming your beard like Craig David.

The rest is… well, you don’t need me to fill you in.

Good luck, lads! Although luck will have nothing to do with it. It’s written in the wind.

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