If you have an appetite for nondescript flavoured ice cream, do I have some news that’s going to rock your socks. Streets have reimagined two of their most beloved frozen treats in tub forms. You’ll now be able to indulge in tubs of Bubble O’Bill and Paddle Pop flavoured ice cream.

I’m not really sure why you’d want to, surely we’ve all reached the point in our lives where we can all acknowledge that nostalgia-pandering desserts blow and the ice cream worth our time is half-priced Connoisseur.

The Bubble O’Bill tub features chocolate and caramel swirled together with bubblegum flavoured candy pieces throughout. Whilst the Paddle Pop tub is just like… a rainbow Paddle Pop sans stick.

As far as we’re aware, the tubs are only available at IGA, so if you fuck with this vision, you know where to go.

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Posted by Ritchies Merbein onSunday, 12 July 2020

This is far from the most traumatic addition to the frozen treat cannon we’ve seen. Earlier this month Heinz announced a limited-edition ice cream line featuring flavours like ketchup, mayo, bbq, salad cream, and something called “saucy sauce.”

The Heinz ice cream range was brewed up for the United Kingdom summertime and it is all the proof we needed that everybody in the UK is a masochist.

“Bringing you the ultimate scoop, we present Heinz Creamz,” the sauce kings wrote. “A DIY ice cream kit and recipe, with an added summery squeeze of one (or more!) of your favourite Heinz Sauces.”

I am not afraid to say that I would literally rather die than eat mayo flavoured ice cream.

If you were after a frozen treat that doesn’t totally suck balls, Cadbury recently unleashed ice cream iterations of their holy and divine Cherry Ripe bar. The naughty, supply treat is comprised of “fine coconut pieces coated in Old Gold rich dark chocolate.”