The fashion apocalypse has been upon us for a very long time now. First, high-heeled Crocs… and now, denim boots. But not your average denim boots. BOOTS THAT ARE TINY PAIRS OF ONE-LEGGED JEANS FOR EACH LEG. I am shooketh, bamboozled, and downright confused by this footwear.

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Brought to us by iconic Italian fashion house Versace as part of their #VersaceResort19 collection, these latest monstrosities leave us with more questions than answers. Why would someone design boots that look like the wearer’s pants have fallen down? What weird objects could we store in the pockets of these boots? What should these really be called? (Because we all know ‘denim boots‘ does not cut the mustard).

Beans?

Joots?

The possibilities are endless.

Please enjoy the below photos of J-Lo sporting joots.