If you’re running out of ways to (11 herbs and) spice up your life, KFC has you covered. The sovereigns of Fried Chicken have just unveiled a wedding service. KFC is giving six gorgeous couples the opportunity to tie the knot in Zinger paradise.
To score a wedding that’ll make Charles & Diana’s bash look like a trip to the registry office you just need to head to the company’s website and let the fried chicken God’s know why you want to be married by the restaurant. Applications judged on originality and creativity.
The weddings are set to be held from October until May next year. So y’know, if you’ve got a boo that you want to put a finger lickin’ ring on, get down to business
“[The wedding package] will include a KFC themed wedding celebrant,” the restaurant explained, “KFC themed photo booth so guests can treasure the memories of the big day, KFC themed music entertainment and Kentucky Fried Chicken we know you love served by our Food Truck in custom KFC buckets.”
Honestly, huge white weddings are a load of bollocks. My parents had a $200 jamboree and got hitched at La Porchetta, and they’re still together. The key to a longstanding marriage is fast food people, I’m telling you.
This new comes after the announcement that KFC linked up with Steam in creating the I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator, described as ‘the most delicious dating simulator ever created’.
In other KFC-related news, the brand recently teamed up with the overlords of meat-substitutes Beyond Meat on a vegan chicken range. The vegan range was trialled at one of KFC’s Atlanta restaurants — we hope it was a roaring success and that we’ll have the blessed freedom to chow down on some cruelty-free popcorn chicken in no time.
