New health trend alert: Kim Kardashian genuinely said she’d consider eating poop to say young, which is a lot to process.

Someone please inform Kim that death is inevitable. The reality TV star revealed far too much in a new interview with The New York Times, insisting that she’d “try anything.”

Seemingly “try anything” extends to excrement. “If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might. I just might,” she added.

Kim was doing the interview to promote SKKN by Kim, a nine-product skin routine, which made it all the more strange that she’d mention eating poop. “As of yet, excrement is not one of the ingredients in Ms. Kardashian’s new skin care line,” NYT‘s Rachel Strugatz wrote drolly, saying what we were all thinking.

The poop thing wasn’t even the most eye-watering revelation in the interview: it turns out that the nine items in SKKN by Kim come to a whopping total of $630. According to Kim, the costly price was necessary in order to include the precise ingredients she wanted.

So far the nine ingredients are the following: cleanser, toner, exfoliator, hyaluronic acid serum, vitamin C serum, face cream, eye cream, oil drops and night oil. You could get all those in Chemist Warehouse for under $100.

Naturally people on social media quickly started mocking Kim. “Why do I feel this means she already has,” pondered someone on Instagram, with another user commenting, “How much poop is the question.”

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If the elites do start eating their own excrement to stay young, count me out. I’d rather look like a geriatric at 30 than taste the forbidden taste. Watching this episode of Nathan For You is enough to put someone off the idea forever.

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