Prepare for your bank account to be rather ‘Shallow’ as Lady Gaga has teamed up with Oreo for a special range of cookies.

December needs to hurry up and be done with. Lady Gaga has something excited planned for the new year: her very own range of cookies.

The musical superstar has teamed up with Oreo to put her own twist on the iconic cookies. They’re inspired by her sixth studio album, Chromatica.

As it’s Gaga, her design is, um, loud and bright. The Chromatica-themed Oreo looks deliciously golden and is filled with slightly less appealing looking green creme. Will the inner taste be sour? Will it have a slimy texture? We can’t wait to find out in 2021.

The ‘Poker Face’ singer released a statement about the unexpected project: “This collab is inspired by the world of Chromatica, where kindness rules all things . . . I hope they brighten your day as much as they do mine.”

It’s also not the latest or most bizarre Chromatica product tie-in. Gaga has already given us jockstraps and thongs inspired by the album. She tried for a special drive-in performance but it unfortunately had to be cancelled.

Good on her for persevering though. You know the old saying: “When life gives you lemons, make weirdly-coloured cookies.”

We don’t have a proper release date for the Lady Gaga Oreo packs seen in her Instagram video but an Oreo representative did reveal that small six-cookie packs will begin rolling out to convenience stores in January for a limited time only.

If capitalism and art getting cosy always seemed so tasty, we might not detest it so much.

If you simply can’t wait that long, you can sign up for the Lady Gaga x Oreo Stan Club. Those fans will be notified when the cookies officially drop. The first 1,000 subscribers will receive a complimentary pack of Lady Gaga themed Oreo cookies, when it becomes available.

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