We know what you’re thinking, making your kid the coolest looking kid in the park isn’t exactly high on your list of priorities.

But riddle me this: Do you have social media? Do you post pictures of said child on social media? Do you know that nothing really gets deleted from the internet? Do you really want your kid looking back on pics of themselves decades from now and finding out you let them out of the house looking like “the Dude” from The Big Lebowski?

The Big Lebowski
Don’t let your kid out looking like “the dude”

You could trawl the interwebs for perfect ~lewks~for your kid. Or you could go to an actual Westfield which does NOT have enough kid-friendly distractions for your little one.

Or you could check out our carefully-curated selection of outfits below. We think they’ll not only make your kid the coolest one in the park, but also gain you limitless brownie points when Facebook Memories show off those park hangs every. single. year until Zuck gets cucked.

1. TRACK SUIT

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2. ORIGINALS SST SET

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3. ADVANTAGE SHOES

4. KULTURE SIMPLE SWEATZ

5. DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE JOGGER SET

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Let us buy you some Adidas shit

We’ve partnered up with Adidas to give all Bragger’s free shipping on your order and the chance to score a refund on your full order value. That’s correct, we want to spot you for your entire Adidas order to deck you out in new fits for free. What’s more, there’s no minimum or maximum for free shipping for our readers.

Use the promo code BRAG40 at check out to get free shipping and go in the draw to be reimbursed on your shopping cart. The sale runs from June 18 right up until July 28. So bag yourself some bad boys, upgrade your wardrobe, and treat yo’ self!

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