It looks like Indonesian condom brand, Fiesta have gone all out and created a Mi Goreng-flavoured condom.
While that may be a sentence you definitely never thought you’d here, you best believe it’s true. A packet of the iconic instant noodles always hits the spot. And sometimes that craving is so particular nothing else can cure it.
But now, there isn’t only one packet you can reach for. Now there’s two. Cue the condom packet which imitates the Indomie noodle design so closely it’ll probably get you salivating.
Fiesta shared the new flavour on Instagram, writing in their caption, “Discover the sensation of love-making with the distinct taste of Indonesian spices.”
And according to Coconuts Jakarta, Fiesta continued in their caption, “one is not enough, two is still insufficient”, which is kind of funny considering how even though Mi Goreng might be so tasty, one isn’t always enough.
Coconuts is pretty suspicious about whether the new condom flavour is actually legit or not, particularly as we’re just around the corner from April 1st, that being April Fools Day. And in addition, there have been reports that no one has been able to find anywhere to buy the condoms online.
However, according to Malay Mail, Fiesta reportedly jumped onto the comments section of their Instagram post, announcing that the noodle-inspired condoms are available to purchase from Indonesian e-commerce stores.
Malay Mail also reported that the condoms are currently sold out on Shopee.
According to Coconuts, Fiesta have also be known to be “adventurous” with flavours in the past. Apparently they’ve made durian and and energy drink flavoured condoms, with the Mi Goreng flavour being a new addition along with iced coffee and chilli-flavoured condoms.
Check out the Mi Goreng-flavoured condoms below.
Is about time we took condom flavours up a notch for something a little more satisfying? We’ll just have to wait and see how the chilli goes down…
