Netflix has dropped the star-studded Jonas Brothers Family Roast comedy special just in time for the holidays.

Hosted by Kenan Thompson, with guests including Pete Davidson, John Legend and all the JoBros wives, the previews look funny as hell.

Like many modern-day horror movies, though, the best bits might be shown in the trailer – so maybe no spoilers ahead.

Take, for example, this clip of Game of Thrones actress Sophie Turner – AKA Mrs. Joe Jonas – absolutely going ham on her husband:

“Let’s talk about the purity rings,” she says.

“For those of you who don’t know, purity rings are worn to demonstrate that you’re abstaining from sex before marriage and the Jonas brothers, they all had them.”

She goes on to “set the record straight,” confirming the rings weren’t a good idea.

“Yes, as a gesture they’re laughably, toe-curlingly lame,” she says.

“But remember this was about more than a gesture… Look, Joe Jonas wasn’t just sticking his fingers in some dumb metal rings, he was sticking his fingers in co-stars, actresses and even a supermodel or two.”

Likening the rings to a modern-day Cinderella tale, Turner goes on to say Joe finally found the finger that fit her.

“And it’s also like Cinderella because most of the girls he tried it with were under contract to Disney,” she concludes.

Pete Davidson’s cameo is naturally hilarious.

“Oh, I’m a huge fan,” Davidson tells host Thompson.

“I listen to the Jonas Brothers every time I’m in a supermarket.”

He goes on to make a joke about the legitimacy of Nick’s acting.

“I mean, show some respect, okay. Nick’s a legit actor now,” he says.

“He’s won everything from a Kid’s Choice Award to a Teen Choice Award.”

Turner also pokes fun at hubby Joe’s acting skills.

““I said when I started acting that I would never date an actor, and after I saw Camp Rock 2 I knew it was safe to date Joe,” she says.

John Legend also drops in for a little musical roast, serenading them with a little ditty called ‘You’re Not Quite The Beatles.’

Fans’ reactions are, so far, mixed, so this roast might be undercooked.

Jonas Brothers Family Roast is on Netflix now.

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