As if we needed more proof that the elite fuckwits of North Sydney were the vilest, weakest personalities on earth. A copy of the scavenger hunt planned for the muck up day of the prestigious North Sydney Shore School has been leaked.
Shore School is currently investigating a document dubbed the “Triwizard Shorenament” which sets out tasks for the class of Year 12 to complete to earn points.
The tournament included over 150 challenges including illegal acts like sack-whacking and decking strangers, punching a cone on the Harbour Bridge, shitting on a train, and breaking into Taronga Zoo. The most heinous and unforgivable challenged students to “spit on homeless man”.
Shore School discovered the challenge on Tuesday and subsequently notified the police and contacted parents and students. A spokesperson for the school confirmed that the tournament was created by enrolled students at Shore.
“As soon as the school became aware of the document police were informed and an urgent communication was sent to all year 12 parents instructing that under no circumstances are Shore boys to participate in the activities specified,” the spokesman said. “Consequences for any boys who do participate will be severe and could include the loss of their place at the school.”
There were several other morally-bankrupt, sexual challenges proposed in the challenge. Including kissing a student under 15, an “Asian chick,” having sex with a woman over 80kg, over the age of 40, or one deemed “3/10 or lower.”
To complete a challenge posed, students were required to document the tasks in photos and videos on Instagram. The instructions warned participants not to “have anything unlawful in the photo” or document “inappropriate or sexual” activities.
“If anyone gets caught by a teacher/cops they will say that they were just having fun between the 5/6 of them and won’t mention the tournament,” the instructions read.
“Be aware of COVID restrictions and do not snitch on anyone.”
A NSW Police spokeswoman emphasised that all students planning to take place in muck up day should consider the consequences.
“The police respect the age-old tradition of muck up days, but students must take necessary precautions so celebrations do not get out of hand and become dangerous,” the spokeswoman said.
“While pranks are often part and parcel of the day, don’t engage in any behaviour that risks your welfare or the safety of others. The police are not here to spoil the fun, but they will take action if deemed necessary.”
After going through the alumni of Shore School on Wikipedia, I am full of dread knowing that it’s likely that these charmless, spineless dweebs are probably going to end up running the country one day.
