Sometimes you come across something so heinous that you rue the day you learnt to read. For me, that day has finally come, and if I’m going down, you’re coming with me.
As Pedestrian report, an affront to god appeared on Reddit overnight. Reddit is a haven for dishonourable content, but we’ve never seen something as sadistic as this. This is the seven deadly sins condensed into a single post. Some infernal cretin has invented a Party Pie toastie.
This will certainly be the downfall of humanity. Like we could perhaps forgive the concept of someone whacking a party pie between two pieces of wonder white and slathering on some sauce. However, this dish has a simply unforgivable layer of evil that I just can not wrap my head around. The godless fiend has gone and suggested that you add a block of cheese to the mix.
It is simply one of the most revolting, bile-conjuring dishes I have ever laid my eyes on. There is a lump in the back of my throat that I just can’t seem to swallow. After weeks of watching Instagram stories, conditioning myself to accept that people eat truly disgusting foods in isolation (see: “spaghetti bolognese loaded fries,” or “salami and mayonnaise sandwich”) I thought I could hack anything, but this… this is another echelon of wickedness.
I could try and explain to you the visceral pain that I’m in but instead, I’ll give you the opportunity to see for yourself. The genesis of the Party Pie toastie has been recorded, and immortalised forever. If you’re brave and morally bankrupt enough, you can experience the dish for yourself by watching the tutorial below.
Presenting the party pie toastie. It’s the answer to a question nobody asked. from r/australia
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