If you were umming and ahhing about dropping cash on new Bed Threads linen this Black Friday, this may throw a spanner in the works. Pornhub is bringing back their “LifePlan” subscription for a limited time.
The subscription offers you a lifetime membership to its premium service. From here until eternity you’ll be able to rub one out to over 500,000 premium videos. You could essentially spend every waking moment of the rest of your life jacking off without making a dent in their archive.
The promotion kicks off on November 26th and runs through until December 1st. Limited LifePlan subscriptions will start at $200, when those memberships run out prices will increase incrementally by $25 up to $500.
If you were looking for a math breakdown of the whole thing, a premium membership usually costs $9.99 a month or $95.88 a year.
“Thanksgiving is a time to come together and give thanks for all the wonderful things that have happened during the year, but 2020 has been a challenging year, to say the least,” says Corey Price, Pornhub VP.
“No matter what other surprises 2020 throws our way, having Pornhub Premium for life is the best way to guarantee your year has a happy ending.” Thanks Corey.
In other news, Pornhub recently unveiled their new sex education series. Dubbed “Pornhub Sex Ed” the 11-episodes series enlists the help of experts to deliver educational videos on a number of topics including sex health benefits, healthy masturbation and condoms.
The series was born out of the rising viewership of porn sparked by the pandemic. In March, the site recorded an 18% increase in Australian traffic. Which isn’t exactly surprising all things considered. Who hasn’t mazzed one out, out of sheer boredom.
“For many people, their first real exposure to sexual imagery is from popular culture, where dramatisation and entertainment value distort what real sex is like,” Price explained of the series. “That’s why the Pornhub sexual wellness centre created this new video series: to provide a go-to resource for people to learn about how to have sex safely and get visual answers to common questions about sexual experiences.”
