Wearing the Russian version of ‘simple tee with jeans’ (i.e. a full blue camo suit), a young boy drops stealth deuce in a supermarket. We assume the toilet was either too far away or full of bears, because Russia.
Just remember that in life, you could be desperate, but you’ll never be Russian-child-in-camo-suit-shitting-on-a-supermarket-floor desperate.
Get the full scoop here: http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/18/a-child-took-an-impressively-stealthy-poo-in-the-middle-of-a-supermarket-5397330/
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