Even though MAFS 2022 ended back in April, the content we are still getting from some of the couples once the cameras have stopped rolling is almost better than any scripted television I could’ve written.
Earlier this month, the Herald Sun wrote a salty piece on why reality TV stars never get invited to the Logies. The really interesting part of the story is the claim that during a bar opening in Sydney, a couple from the MAFS 2022 season disappeared to the bathroom for some oral sex.
Yeah, you didn’t read that wrong.
The Herald Sun got their information from the UK gossip site Popbitch.
Their article, which was short and sweet, was aptly titled Failure to Launch. Ouch.
Married at First Sight Australia has just aired in the UK, which means the reality stars are under close watch for gossip sites to reveal something juicy.
Popbitch‘s piece reads as follows:
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A number of Married at First Sight stars attended the launch of a swanky new bar in Sydney last night. The hospitality was obviously pretty lavish as one couple from the latest series was getting increasingly frisky as the night wore on, nipping off to the bogs together so that she could give him a sneaky blowie.
Unfortunately, the groom had had such a skinful that he couldn’t get it up, so their first attempt was unsuccessful. As was their second, and their third.
How do we know? Because after each failed attempt the couple returned to their table and gave the other guests a detailed debrief of their fruitless efforts.
So the piece itself was pretty brutal, but it begs a few questions. First, who blabbed about the two co-stars getting it on in a public bathroom not once, but at least three times? And secondly, which couple was it?
Domenica Calarco and Jack Millar are still keeping it vague to the public as to whether they’re still together, so it may or may not be them. MAFS dream couple Ella Ding and Brent Vitiello confirmed they’re done, so it’s definitely not them.
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