Warning: VAGUE SPOILERS
This season of The Bachelorette has been quite amazing.
Sophie Monk’s solidification as one of our very best celebrities aside, there has been a lot to take in.
The intense-as-fuck army cautionary tale Jarrod has been an easy highlight when it comes to psychological study, while Sam revealed his true intentions recently when he offered to teach Sophie to use production software, or ya know, send her a few tracks and chords he has written and produced – ‘cos he does that, you see? He is also a genius at melody idea, he tells her, as the penny drops.
But it’s not Sam flying out the gates with a single, is it?
Apollo won hearts early, and appeared to be one of those talented dudes that can do everything well naturally, but who you cannot hate, because they are so damn genuinely nice.
He might have been the most calculating of all, however, if the below cover art is any indication of his true motives. The timing of this reveal, with the finale airing tonight, is suspiciously perfect.
His new single drops on iTunes soon, and while you can’t judge a single by its cover… you totally can, right?
Apollo, you crafty genius!
