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Dressing your kids to look like clones of you is very dope

If The Royal Tenenbaums proved anything it's that nothing is chicer than dressing your kids to look like small versions of you is dope as hell.


Tracksuits

We’ve partnered with Adidas giving all Brag readers 40% off + free shipping to nab some fresh new Adidas Kids threads. Plus, using the code puts you into the draw to have us cover your purchase cost.

I reflect on the current political and environmental climate and think “damn, do I really want to give birth to a child and have them grow up in this corrupt and decaying world?”. Then I look at kids clothes and think, “hell yeah I do this shit is dope and I want a small version of me dripped out in swag.”

I’m 23 so kids are a distant concept, much like buying a house. This hasn’t stopped me from wasting precious work hours perusing through online stores, manifesting the truly incredible fits that my future child will be flexing the same way I look at art deco apartments for sale in Potts Point.

Kids clothes hark back to the glory days of Tumblr. When the blogosphere was inundated with pictures of perfect angel children finessing in Lakers snapbacks and matching Adidas tracksuits.

If The Royal Tenenbaums proved anything it’s that nothing is chicer than dressing your kids exactly like you. It is timeless and very cool and nothing will convince me otherwise. I think we all need to take a leaf out of Chas Tenenbaum’s book, and start decking our kids out in sleek Adidas ensembles.

If you haven’t heard the news, Adidas is hosting a mammoth 40% off sale with free shipping. This is the perfect opportunity to deck you and your children out in matching tracksuits and sneakers and live life like it’s being soundtracked by Nick Drake.

TRACK SUIT

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:: Enter the competition to score a full refund on your purchase here

FIREBIRD TRACK JACKET

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CONTINENTAL 80 SHOES (Kids) | CONTINENTAL 80 SHOES (Adults)

We’ve partnered up with Adidas to give all Bragger’s free shipping on your order and the chance to score a refund on your full order value. That’s correct, we want to spot you for your entire Adidas order to deck you out in new fits for free. What’s more, there’s no minimum or maximum for free shipping for our readers.

Use the promo code BRAG40 at check out to get free shipping and go in the draw to be reimbursed on your shopping cart. The sale runs from June 18 right up until July 28. So bag yourself some bad boys, upgrade your wardrobe, and treat yo’ self!

CHECK OUT ADIDAS’ 40% OFF SALE

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Dressing your kids to look like clones of you is very dope

If The Royal Tenenbaums proved anything it's that nothing is chicer than dressing your kids to look like small versions of you is dope as hell.


Tracksuits

I reflect on the current political and environmental climate and think “damn, do I really want to give birth to a child and have them grow up in this corrupt and decaying world?”. Then I look at kids clothes and think, “hell yeah I do this shit is dope and I want a small version of me dripped out in swag.”

I’m 23 so kids are a distant concept, much like buying a house. This hasn’t stopped me from wasting precious work hours perusing through online stores, manifesting the truly incredible fits that my future child will be flexing the same way I look at art deco apartments for sale in Potts Point.

Kids clothes hark back to the glory days of Tumblr. When the blogosphere was inundated with pictures of perfect angel children finessing in Lakers snapbacks and matching Adidas tracksuits.

If The Royal Tenenbaums proved anything it’s that nothing is chicer than dressing your kids exactly like you. It is timeless and very cool and nothing will convince me otherwise. I think we all need to take a leaf out of Chas Tenenbaum’s book, and start decking our kids out in sleek Adidas ensembles.

If you haven’t heard the news, Adidas is hosting a mammoth 40% off sale with free shipping. This is the perfect opportunity to deck you and your children out in matching tracksuits and sneakers and live life like it’s being soundtracked by Nick Drake.

TRACK SUIT

:: Enter the competition to score a full refund on your purchase here

FIREBIRD TRACK JACKET

FIREBIRD TRACK PANTS

CONTINENTAL 80 SHOES (Kids) | CONTINENTAL 80 SHOES (Adults)

We’ve partnered up with Adidas to give all Bragger’s free shipping on your order and the chance to score a refund on your full order value. That’s correct, we want to spot you for your entire Adidas order to deck you out in new fits for free. What’s more, there’s no minimum or maximum for free shipping for our readers.

Use the promo code BRAG40 at check out to get free shipping and go in the draw to be reimbursed on your shopping cart. The sale runs from June 18 right up until July 28. So bag yourself some bad boys, upgrade your wardrobe, and treat yo’ self!

CHECK OUT ADIDAS’ 40% OFF SALE

Get unlimited access to the coverage that shapes our culture.
to Rolling Stone magazine
to Rolling Stone magazine