Since we’re all really craving a haircut right now, why not give yourself a mullet while in isolation to earn yourself some free beers from Moon Dog Brewery?

Quarantine has got my hair looking so bad. First of all, I had it cut into a short pixie prior to this COVID-19 business. Now, a few months in, it’s gotten to be this awful mix of a back-country mullet plus a 1920s flapper hairstyle, and it’s not good. At this point, I might as well hack it into a proper mullet so I can at least haul in some free coldies from Moon Dog Brewery.

If you’re in the same boat as me, let’s get to it and sport a proper mullet so we can grab some of their aptly named Jean-Strawb Van Dammes brew. Yep, that’s right, they’ve styled a brew after the iconic mullet sportster himself, Jean-Claude Van Dammes.

Taking to Instagram, Moon Dog Brewery are trying their best to bring the mullet back, which according to them, no one “ever needs a reason or an excuse” to sport the iconic hairstyle, “but if ever you needed one, then surely isolation is what you’ve been looking for!”

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It’s not like a Magnificent Mullet ever needs a reason or an excuse, but if ever you needed one, then surely isolation is what you’ve been looking for! Grab the clippers or the kitchen scissors and show us your best Iso Mullet! We’re giving away a free 4 pack of Jean-Strawb Van Damme to everyone who takes on the challenge, plus the best/worst mullet will score themselves a year’s supply of beer and an epic prize pack including: Sea Salt Spray, Beef’s Butter and a cap from our mates Beef Barber’s. Of course, we’ll need some before and after photo or video evidence so tag @moondogbrewing and @beefsbarbers on Instagram! Stay tuned to our socials as we’ll be releasing a ‘How To’ tutorial the guys at Beef’s put together!

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“Grab the clippers or the kitchen scissors and show us your best Iso Mullet! We’re giving away a free 4 pack of Jean-Strawb Van Damme to everyone who takes on the challenge.”

That’s right – all you’ve got to do is post a before and after photograph of you hacking your hair into the iconic stylings of ‘business in the front, party in the back’, and be sure to tag both Moon Dog Brewery’s Instagram, as well as Melbourne salon Beef’s Barbers, and you’ll be on your way to sipping down some strawberry brewed goodness.

That’s not all, however… If you’re chose to either have the best or worst mullet, you’ll be scoring “a year’s supply of beer and an epic prize pack including: Sea Salt Spray, Beef’s Butter and a cap from our mates Beef Barber’s.”

They’ll also be releasing a ‘How To’ tutorial with their partners over at Beef’s Barber salon, so you can easily figure out how to score some free beers.

So, what are you waiting for? Get to chopping, and then get to drinking! You’re not going out anyways, so you might as well go ahead and cross ‘have a mullet’ off of your bucket list.

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